Self-soothe
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
Verb:
(very much a doing word).
(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.
Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.
Primary Definitions.
Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.
New Age Defintion
2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.
Most Common Defintion
3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.
3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
Get the Self-soothemug. People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.
by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009
Get the self-defecatingmug. by xXoldhowardXx October 21, 2015
Get the Self-controlmug. Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
by L August 14, 2007
Get the self defensemug. by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008
Get the self servicemug. I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
Get the self-fuckermug. A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.
Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003
Get the self esteemmug.