While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands
I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash
by jagwaggin March 22, 2011
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When a male is comfortable with removing his clothes, or not wearing underwear (free balling) because he has a big penis, and knows it.
Dude, did you hear Tyler suprise stripped for that foreign girls birthday party?" "Damn, Tyler has serious self cockfidence.
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Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
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Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.
a couple of seconds later...
Steve: Self-correctation: word
a couple of seconds later...
Steve: Self-correctation: word
by CatherineAF October 7, 2011
Get the self-correctation mug.The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
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