by Sofia March 14, 2004
Get the god save the queen mug.Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
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Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
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Other friend: Why?
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