The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010
Get the Salty Flappermug. The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.
Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.
Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.
Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."
by realityhurtz January 14, 2016
Get the salty garbagemug. An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.
by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018
Get the Salty Cuntmug. When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.
Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!
by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015
Get the Salty raisinsmug. When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman
by Wjfb February 10, 2021
Get the Salty facialmug. by jasonccc April 22, 2007
Get the salty crackermug. by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015
Get the salty spitoonmug.