cookie ruler

Someone who's extremely bored right now.

If your are reading this, you are Cookie Ruler.

by Coganator August 22, 2007

ruler eyes

Trait possessed by a person likely spawned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12" ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.

Whoa, that Rev. Jackson has ruler eyes. Any farther apart and he's a flounder.

by ssCape August 7, 2013

Bendable Ruler

This is a persons sexuality when they can decide to be straight or gay whenever they want. Elite tier Sexuality

i identify as a Bendable Ruler

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

Rule 770

In every among us lobby at least one person sucks.

Yellow: how do I vent

Rule 770

by elim440 January 11, 2021

two week rule

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.

You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.

by legocreations February 8, 2010

Plaid Shirt Rule

The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.

Jane: Whoa, did John get hotter?
Joseph: Nah, he's just following the plaid shirt rule.

by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013

Regra 999 - Rule 999

Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.

If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.

"Apaga que ainda dá tempo", Regra 999 - Rule 999

by Allehn Lancaster April 24, 2016