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Redneck paintjob 

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.
"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"
Redneck paintjob by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

redneck remodeling 

When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.
Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.
redneck remodeling by Cha-cho September 19, 2016

redneck botox 

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips
"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."
redneck botox by lizardsman999 August 4, 2016

redneck jet fuel 

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!

redneck jet fuel 

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

redneck prince 

A man who drives a chevy truck, hunts deer and fishes. Also enjoys mudbogging and is always down for beer. Always wears camo in some form
Aw shit Caroline, that boy in that chevy is such a redneck prince.