Pull a Mark

When you say you are going to do something, but back out at the very last minute.

He will probably pull a Mark and call us in an hour saying he has to watch a movie with his mom.

by mustang23 January 9, 2009

pull a devin

inspired by the rap artist devin the dude. when you sit in front of a parking lot of a club, bar, etc. and halla at the girls that make thier way out to the parking lot.
associated with "nav life"

hey dog we cant get into the club, cause its to late. well dont even sweat it, we can "pull a devin" and try to take some girls home with us.

by nav life March 31, 2008

pull a clinton

1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton

Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!

Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.

Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))

by M--B April 10, 2008

Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

Pull a Meznick

A man sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony railing.

Guy's guy: OMG dude, check out that guy!
Man's man: Wow, look at him Pull a Meznick! How embarrassing!
Guy's guy: What?
Man's man: You know, sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony rail. Frequently found on ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette.

by BruceTheBoxer July 20, 2009

pull-a-part

A stripper joint in Columbia, SC, disguised as a car parts store for advertising and legalistic purposes. There is also one in Greenville, SC.

"guy 1: hey dude I need to get something for my car
guy 2: ok lets go to pull-a-part. the chicks that work there are so hott "

by bananaboo July 29, 2009

pull a Jason

Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.

coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"

coworker B: "Sure!"

(half an hour later):

coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."

by coworker A July 31, 2009