Phlergm

When you give someone a blowjob when you have a cold, you end up with phlergm

Jessie: Dude, I was blowing a guy last week?

Leslie: Didn't you have a cold?

Jessie: Yeah, I ended up with so much Phlergm.

by Dragon_Freak27 March 29, 2025

Puerto Rican flickergooning

La parpapaja puertorriqueña (t.c.c. Puerto Rican flickergooning, La parpapaja boricua) es una variación del flickergooning con raíces en Puerto Rico. Su rasgo distintivo es el uso de símbolos culturales boricuas durante la práctica. No existe un protocolo oficial, pero suele seguirse una fórmula similar. Se necesitan: un cartel de Juan Dalmau, uno de Jennifer González (ambos candidatos en las elecciones del 2024), tostones (preferiblemente de bolsa), aceite de cocina, una hoja de plátano, una estufa (cualquier tipo) y lubricante (se recomienda aceite de bebé).

Los pasos iniciales incluyen colocar la cartulina de Dalmau al frente y la de González a la derecha (90°). Se fríen los tostones por 5–10 minutos antes de comenzar. Luego, se lubrica el miembro reproductivo y se utiliza la hoja de plátano como herramienta de masturbación. El gooner se posiciona frente a Dalmau y con González a su derecha. Durante la paja, se recomienda que el aceite caliente salpique para intensificar la experiencia. La mano no dominante debe levantar el dedo medio hacia la cartulina de González como gesto simbólico. Se pueden incluir rituales adicionales. Técnicas comunes incluyen la penetración de mano de 1–2 fotogramas, la pela de 3 fotogramas o la cosquilla de cojones a 5 fotogramas. La práctica celebra el orgullo cultural boricua antes del celibato voluntario.

Mayagooner: "Rofl acabo de probar nice gooning canadiense"

Chad tainomaxxer: "Canto de chudplebeyo, prueba Puerto Rican flickergooning. Yo Puerto Rican flickergoonié al pueblo de Adjuntas por como like 5 años. Cuando terminé hice tributo de cum a Tata Charbonier. Soy superior a tí wolololol"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Phlerbinglerb

Phlerbinglerb - the feeling of needing to leave a workspace/classroom for a break.

Behaviours:

checking time
Asking for breaks
Leaving the classroom

Physical:
Fidgety

Walking
Impulse

Can be used as an emotion and an action

Eg. "Can we have Phlerbinglerb?", "I'm feeling phlerbinglerb"

by Scholar 2 April 13, 2025

Puerto Rican rice and beans

When you find some one who Puerto Rican and then you pull the ole “rice and beans” (grabbing an asain and shooting his shit at you by using his cock as the trigger)

Kid was an ass hat so I pulled the Puerto Rican rice and beans

by Tate am April 30, 2025

Pubert

A guy named Rupert who has one singular curly long pube, that sticks out the top of his swimming shorts occasionally.

Oh wow he's such a Pubert look at that pube, it's bigger than my.... heart

by Winter409 April 30, 2025

Plerflirty

Texts with double entendres sent at the beginning of a relationship that can be interpreted as either playful, flirty or perverted.

Literal Larry said, "Mary is so plerflirty! When she asked to see my equipment, I didn't know if I should send her a dick pic or the listing of the accordion I am selling on Facebook Marketplace."

by Bernlpn March 3, 2026

Palermo Subway

Finding a cannoli with a larger circumference than your erect penis and then fucking it.

My parents were wondering why the box had only eleven cannoli, but I knew it was because my brother rode the Palermo subway.

by BillMaxx March 11, 2026