Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016

Harry Potter

A Definition Of Harry Potter Is Also Known As "Genital Hairs/Pubes"

"Can I Lick Your Harry Potter"

by Dat1KindOfManWhoLikesToEat February 8, 2017

Harry Potter

Some magic specy that goes neom on a broom and is famous for having a poo stain on his for head.

Wow he’s going neom like that guy Harry Potter with the poo stain to on his forehead

by GamingFlump April 30, 2019

Harry Potter

A kid, that fell into a luck potion as a little baby and therefore got the power of main character.

Yep, of course nothing happend to him again, he's Harry Potter.

by MasterTsar November 22, 2019

Harry Potter

A great book and movie ruined by 7th grader girls who don't know if they are straight or lesbian or they might be emo

Lesbian girl: did you see Harry Potter?
Straight girl: Stay the fuck away from me

by Dark Random December 20, 2019

harry potter fan fiction

losers who write porn on the internet

dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
-Harry potter fan fiction

by Carl Wheezer is dummy THICC January 27, 2020

Harry Potter

The sexiest mf alive

Harry Potter is hot

by anonymous February 8, 2021