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Straight people

An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps
No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?
by I eat poop 69 March 11, 2022
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lake people

Dirty, dirty people who live on or near a body of water. Only activities: drinking shitty beer, boating, sports fanaticism.
"I wanted to enjoy an evening watching the Tigers at the sports bar, but it was full of loud, fat, stupid, drunk Lake People."
by AtomicBirdSkull October 25, 2013
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roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
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Leaf people

People who have extremely prominent veins on their arms and hands making them look like leaves. This can disturb and cause discomfort in some people
"Look at those guys I love their veins."
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah don't you like it?"
"They're leaf people, carol."
by Ilovekimtaehyung September 2, 2017
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Bush People

Subscribers that watch Youtube live streams and don't participate or comment in Live chat.
I have 30 people watching my livestream and only 5 people chatting. Bush people come out please.
by LoGic FCMS February 2, 2019
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People-fruit

A pregnant woman's baby.

Botanical term for ripening human ovaries.
Joan realized that she had a people-fruit growing inside of her when she had not properly menstruated for two lunar cycles.

"I can't believe the two of them produced a viable people-fruit!"

"Are you going eat that people-fruit?"
by pteridophyta April 13, 2009
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explodie people

People that explode spontaniously.
I HATE IT when those guys in Resident Evil Zero explode all over you!
by Urine May 12, 2003
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