Penguin Pouch

The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.

My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?

by Dr. Awesome! October 31, 2010

penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.

Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.

by ribblesworth November 17, 2010

penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.

"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."

by Vanh0 October 22, 2011

penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014

Penguin Stance

A Wrestling term regarding thier stance, where one positions his/her body to look like a penguin. This stance requires legs to bent and elbows tucked into their hips, thus positioning their hands in front of there legs. Recent study has shown that not only has the penguin stance been rewarding wrestler with gold medals, but has also made then a 'Bad Ass'

Darn Coach, I beat this guy! His Penguin stance is impeccable.

by National Capital Wrestler March 5, 2014

Penguinnis

When a black male's penis is sized like a white male's

"Hey Shaniqua you heard 'bout Tyrone he's got a penguinnis"
"Oh that is unfortunate"

by Devin8989 January 15, 2015

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

by anawesome1 July 10, 2016