the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.

Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!

by Pussychute December 21, 2016

meatball parade

when your about to give multiple blowjobs, because you are about to meat their balls

"oh tonights gonna be crazy, its gonna be a meatball parade"

by NUGGETSSSSSS April 23, 2017

atomic parachute

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job and he pulls the blanket over her head before farting. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven

"I gave Emily the raunchiest Atomic Parachute last night, dude."

by Bowen2Win August 5, 2017

The Parabole Effect

The act in which a person's umbrella is turned inside out, leaving the affected in a very awkward and self conscious situation.

- Haha, look over there! That guy just got hit by The Parabole Effect!

-Yeah, what a loser!

by Dankspanka' October 13, 2017

flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face

"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"

by Mickelob December 6, 2017

Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.

1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.

by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018

babe parade

A veritable treasure trove of talent

Dude I was walking into class today and the quad was a goddamn babe parade

by Wolfgang40014 August 29, 2018