Parker

A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..

Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”

by itsjustmaddie August 11, 2020

peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022

parker tennant

he is next to me and has cool hair, i like him he smells good

thats parker tennant

by Nev5 May 16, 2022

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.

Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

Parker

A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.

Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?

Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about

Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?

by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018

Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..

"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"

by goodbøy October 13, 2020