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Parents

Something Harry Potter doesn’t have
Harry Potter does not have any parents
by cash_money6467 December 29, 2020
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Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
by Guitarpro2006 September 22, 2024
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parent

a person's father or mother.
those are my parents
by smolbeans April 26, 2022
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Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
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Sugar parents

A married couple that provides lavish gifts in exchange for sex
My sugar parents booked me hotel and bought me a bunch of ecstasy.
by Thundergunexpress April 25, 2020
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