The Gangsters Paradise

Where one girl pegs you, and the other sucks your dick.

Chad: Bro I got The Gangsters Paradise last night
Logan: Nice Bro!

by DovahDank December 10, 2021

Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

para

A murderer

From "paratrooper." The 1st Battalion, the Parachute Regiment (1 Para) was the British unit charged with "keeping the peace" in Northern Ireland. On January 30th, 1972, they fired on a crowd of unarmed peaceful protestors, killing 13

The paras are bastards.

by FuckTheBrits December 10, 2011

Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

Parada Noor

A girl that goes to Parsons Jr. High and is one of my best friends. She has been in my class since 3rd grade. She is a great friend. Loves Gel-Pens and is really helpful when it counts.

Ex: Parada loves gel-pens.

by Jessica March 18, 2004

Paradise Lost

Paradise Lost is when you convince a homeless person you will give her a large amount of money or a place to live if she will let you do the Plastic Taco to her. Once she's wrapped up and can't move you just leave her there and walk away

Those bums fall for anything. I had her convinced id let her stay at my apartment if we did the Plastic Taco. But as soon as she was wrapped up I pulled a Paradise Lost and walked away

by jamesondrinker1 September 8, 2010