Someone who pretends to be what they aren't to get what they want. Usually, they prefer to back stab friends and then say that that person is a poser when in fact, they themselves are a poser.
Allison: You died your hair red to look like someone from a book!
Valerie: *cough* First, her hair is brown. Second, you died your hair the same color right after I did!
Allison: Like whatever poser. *snap fingers* *lots of girls who look the same pop-up* Like, we're leaving.
Valerie: Good luck with that.
Valerie: *cough* First, her hair is brown. Second, you died your hair the same color right after I did!
Allison: Like whatever poser. *snap fingers* *lots of girls who look the same pop-up* Like, we're leaving.
Valerie: Good luck with that.
by I'm a goth. Got a problem? March 13, 2008
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Me:You are such a poser!
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Annoying Girl: uh, misery business
Me: no, old album
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Someone who wears skateboarding brands e.g. Palace, Supreme, Huf, Diamond etc. and only buys the clothes because they are expensive. They have so idea about the skateboarding brands they are wearing, or skateboarding in general. The only reason they wear these clothes is to show off how much money they have. Basically an all round massive cunt.
Actual skater: Hey (poser), what do you think of (skater for Palace Skateboards) new part in the new Palace video?
Poser (non-skater): Urmmm what? what the fuck are you on about?
Skater: Well, I see you're wearing a Palace t-shirt and a Palace sweatshirt, so you clearly MUST skateboard?
Poser (non-skater):No......?
Actual skater: what a massive posing cunt
Poser (non-skater): Urmmm what? what the fuck are you on about?
Skater: Well, I see you're wearing a Palace t-shirt and a Palace sweatshirt, so you clearly MUST skateboard?
Poser (non-skater):No......?
Actual skater: what a massive posing cunt
by roastedbabynuts July 9, 2014
Get the Poser (non-skater) mug.A blending of the words poser with rockabilly or psychobilly. Basically a trendy fuck who jumps into the psychobilly/rockabilly scene for aesthetic reasons. Poserbillies have little knowledge of the real music, as they worship Tiger Army, Nekromatix and The Horrorpops.
by johnny stationrat March 1, 2009
Get the Poserbilly mug.the dumbest fucking word ever created. often used to segregate kids who dont fit in according to their opinion. used by people who consider themselves "scene", "emo", "goth", "indie", "hipster", "skater", etc. all who use this seemingly harmless word are doomed to burn eternally in a firey inferno and/or a boiling vast of piss.
Hey look at that poser over there with the skateboard. I bet he doesn't even know how to skate." "i wasnt talking to you, i dont understand what makes him a poser, and in fact i have no idea who the hell you are... please go die.
by SrCahonez March 26, 2011
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by Smileyouremo July 16, 2008
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