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Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.
Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.
by BUTT0N August 6, 2018
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Poo Poo Ass Bitch

This is the biggest insult you can call someone. It is even worse than stealing their nose. It is the only insult worse than poo poo head
Person A: “Gotcha Nose!”

Person B: “Give it back you Poo Poo Ass Bitch!”

Person A: “Hey man that really hurt my feelings. I didn’t like how you called me a ‘poo poo ass bitch.’ It was very hurtful, and it really makes me question our friendship. Try not to use such a harsh insult next time. Are we still friends?”

Person B: “Yea, man. I’m sorry that I said that. I take it back. Please don’t tell my mom.”

Person A: “Nah I won’t tell either of our moms. We’re cool. Here’s your nose back.”

Person B : “Thanks man. Will you put it back on my faces.”

Person A: “Of course.”

Person B: “IT’S NOT WORKING!!”

Person A: “One sec lemme fix it.”

Person B: “Thanks, bro. I can smell again.”

Person A: “Anytime, bro.”

*The two bros hug it out*
by Small Feet Big Socks December 27, 2018
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Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis

Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"
by SillySausage42 August 30, 2022
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poo pirate

See rump ranger, rear admiral, butt cowboy, fudge packer, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, homosexualist et al.
by James March 3, 2003
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poo shoe

noun- a shoe after stepping in poo
ewww! it stinks in here- someone must have a pooshoe! everyone check their shoes.
by punk rock princess May 13, 2005
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Poo Cheese

New Orleans term that means beyond sorry or the worse of the worse
by Jay B 313 December 3, 2009
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poo sniffer

One who, upon wiping their arse, then proceeds to sniff the soiled toilet paper to discern the odor/nature of what they have produced.
"That girl Marie is a goddamn poo sniffer. She admitted it when she was drunk the other night. Gross."
by felix lumbago March 24, 2008
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