by TheJello November 28, 2017
Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
by The AAC October 30, 2015
a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
by DongSwanson February 18, 2015
Oh fuck i have penis cancer :(
by Woozerd September 06, 2019
He had excessive penis
by tal nska November 05, 2015
an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.
by herotext February 01, 2007
When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
by Mesoss March 07, 2014