Penguin

A very cute animal that lives in cold areas. They eat things that I don't know. Prob fish or something idk.

Penguin is the best animal ever!

by Penguins s June 27, 2023

Penguin Sniffing

When you huddle with a group of friends and sniff each other’s faces

Dan: you know I’ve been looking at all the people penguin sniffing recently and wonder if it’s a new trend

Steve: ... your on drugs

by Penguin sniffer June 22, 2018

Queen of Penguins

Someone who exudes confidence, grace, and a sense of leadership within a particular context or group, much like a queen leading her subjects.

In the world of entrepreneurship, she emerged as the queen of penguins, guiding her team with unwavering confidence and strategic vision.

by tubulartarsir December 11, 2023

Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.

President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”

by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022

penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022

shuttle penguin

A small person fearless of small spaces.

"He's so good at cleaning those air ducts...he is one of our best shuttle penguins."

by MrNamegame September 27, 2013

hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.

"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."

by Armchair General October 10, 2016