Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

un-salted peanuts

Pretty much the opposite of cashews

The yankee's winning period... ever... cause i hate them is just un-salted peanuts

by john fagerholm May 5, 2005

Peanutbutter Dragon

To smother chunky peanutbutter all over your dick and get head from a local ho and cum in her mouth. and BAM hit her in the head...theres your peanutbutter dragon

"Damn cherry whats that brown stuff on your face...?. "Oh...james gave me a peanutbutter dragon...

by ADL January 18, 2008

peanut butter and penis

when you stick your dick inside a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite ;)

girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut butter and penis with me
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!

by mr badass 000 April 29, 2012

peanut butter n jelly sandwich

When a girl is on her time of the month and a guy penetrates her then moves straight to her ass and then her mouth

"I gave kate a peanut butter n jelly sandwich last night she likes the chunks"

by GeordieDan May 16, 2008

peanutbutter face

Someone who is ugly AND fat. Should be used as an insult unless you like being told you're both fat and ugly.

"Dude! Did you see that chick?!"
"Yeah, man! She was a total peanutbutter face!

by damnitrandii December 16, 2008

Peanut

When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish

“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021