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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by WHSPRS December 13, 2022
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Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.
I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 7, 2022
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Birthing your own grinch

Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
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polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
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fuckin owned

when some one gets owned brutaly
boy 1 dam dam dam

boy 2 dam man i fuckin owned you
by undead4ever October 20, 2008
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Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.
Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.
by jondich July 4, 2020
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The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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