owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.

Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"

by Josh Lively July 16, 2008

tossing your own pancake

Another term for female masturbation

Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"

Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"

Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"

by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016

hearts their own text

So so sad

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny

by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025