Horror Fap

Fapping after or while watching a horror movie.

Me: Bro are you seriously fapping right now?
Friend: Nah man, I'm only horror fapping

by Maurex January 04, 2019

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 21, 2022

Spinner fap

When you put your penis through a hole in a fidget spinner en spin it while fapping

I spinner fapped so hard last night i can still feel the vshhhhhh

by Zayronca May 22, 2017

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 09, 2017

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay September 27, 2015

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

Four Faps

The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.

Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 09, 2019