Naked Jeremy

When a truck driver drives his rig naked.

Company got me a new rig, I don't know if it has camera's. If it does I'm going to go Naked Jeremy.

by Legi0n March 11, 2017

naked on weed

Out of weed to sale

Man I’m naked on weed today, but I will be straight tomorrow.

by Secret man 1107 April 15, 2018

naked floss

The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.

After I shower to dry my taint I do the naked floss.

by Ceige15 January 25, 2018

Naked Mole Rat

Your mum

Your mum is a naked mole rat

by DaGamingPanda May 22, 2022

naked features

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.

This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.

There are so many naked features in your product that I have no f***ing idea how to start using it!

by 0b01000010 November 3, 2023

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011