Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

mushroomed

Being kept in the dark and fed bullshit.

Andrew is getting mushroomed at work, they won't ever give him an honest answer about anything.

by fizux May 14, 2021

Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland

Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g

by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017

Mushrooms

The drug Harry Styles made "Fine Line The Album" on.

*interviewer* " I heard you made this album on mushrooms" *Harry* "Yes i did, i just think its easeir to write when you're having fun"

by callmedaddy_2 July 20, 2020

mushrooms

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia

you: want some RAW mushrooms?
me: get out.

by buloogawhale December 12, 2020

sunsetcity mushrooms

Rate as Canada's #1 mushroom dispensary carrying shrooms and microdose products

I had an euphoric experience with magic mushrooms from sunsetcity mushrooms.

by sunsetcity mushrooms November 21, 2021

mushroom whip

when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty

"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"

by cecil d. May 13, 2016