Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

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Allah Monkey

Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.

George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!

by Lt. Gyako May 11, 2021

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Shuffle Monkey

The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games

Take these and do your job shuffle monkey

by R.A.Y November 07, 2011

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Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"

Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.

by daverpdx April 25, 2007

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wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

by Garr Fizlock March 05, 2009

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