Mikes Cereal Shack

A restaurant Former Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Micheal Scott wants to open serving varieties of Cereals .

Quote from Michael Scott “ Well Actually I cant cook, I am starting a restaurant. Mikes Cereal Shack. I’m thinking we’ll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store.”

Mikes Cereal Shack by Stole your beans June 25, 2019

MikeSexuals 

Guys usually the ages 35 and up always using Michael Jordan in every argument that doesn’t even involve him at all, Mostly LeBron haters, or people online who never watched Basketball a day in their lives.

Those guys always bring up Michael Jordan in a LeBron conversation. They’re such MikeSexuals

MikeSexuals by FunniestMemeCreator September 9, 2020

Mialese 

This is a language from a Japanese tribe formed and destroyed many many years ago.

The dialogue is similar to Tagalog and Japanese.

“Hey, Do you speak Mialese?”

“faei mak bapa no tawau”

Mialese by gayassdictionary April 16, 2022

Mile-Long Spread

When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.

holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread

Mile-Long Spread by Rionox February 14, 2023

Topo Mile 

A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.

"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."

Topo Mile by meizlizard July 19, 2009

Delaware mile 

A unit of distance that is anywhere between a kilometer and a standard mile.

The exit numbers on this highway are in Delaware miles.

Delaware mile by AnonymousPatcher July 17, 2014

Stoner Mile 

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

Stoner Mile by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015