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masterbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!
by John July 26, 2003
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master

what you are when you can overcome someone or something
Ex. 1) "I am your master now, Marcus, so listen to me. LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Ex. 2) "I am the master at solving a rubik's cube. Can you solve it? NO! Hahahaha!"
by xXaErOpOsTaLeXx January 13, 2008
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Marster

Comes from root word: Master, Marster is one of the divine. In A.D. 2900, he eliminated Koyoto from the face of the Earth.

(n) God, Father, King

(v) To conquer.
Dear Marster, have mercy on me, your devout follower.

Marster, you rock.

Master Marster, please come to me.

N00b: mar u pwn
by Akihabara March 28, 2005
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Master Pyrunk

A male born to a humble Mexican family. He is adored by those around him, and looked up to by others. His true passion rests in the Metal genre and hopes to pursue a musical career of some sort. His strong desires for world peace and annihalation of ignorance maintain him alive, although deep down he knows such sights will never be achieved. He is the reason why Sheaver wakes up in the morning.
Master Pyrunk is a god.
by Filthvium October 13, 2006
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Master T

Short for "Master Tool", typically used to describe someone who sucks up to and does random shit for others. Also connotative of someone who is acting effeminate and showing a girl his "sensitive side" just to get some pooty.

Usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pronounced "Masta Teeeee!") by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. The screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a "time out".

See also: Gofer
Boy 1: I totally think you should break up with Derek. He has no respect for you and just wants to get in your pants.

Girl 1: (Crying, hugs Boy 1) Thank God I have you, otherwise I have no idea what I would do with myself!

Onlooker 1: What a fuckin' Master T.

Onlooker 2: Seriously. I wonder if he has a mangina. (Screaming) MASTAA TEEEEE
by yeosefthebrosef April 19, 2010
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Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.
John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.
by DaPro May 30, 2010
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Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011
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