measexual

Measexual is a sexual modifier in which one's attraction changes, or when one only feels attraction when eating meals. It can be affected by any type of meal besides desserts and snacks. If one's sexuality is influenced by a certain meal, one would put the flavor into the label.

Person B: So, what's your sexuality?
Person A: I'm Measexual
Person B: Eww!!, that's so fucking disgusting, that's not even a sexuality you freak!

by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022

Meal Computer

1.A forgotten night

2. In school Slang a broken computer

1. Dude that night seems meal Computer
2. My school laptops looks like meal Computer

by 459395 February 25, 2022

mearse

noun:

1. a single distinct meaningful expression of awkwardness or unease, sometimes followed by a question mark and posed as a question (mearse?) in which one is basically asking/inquiring "awkward much?".

2. marijuana.

verb:

1. to ingest marijuana.
2. to pee on oneself.

Johnny woke from a vivid dream flailing his arms and legs, realizing he was in the middle of class. With everyone staring at him and at a loss for words, we uttered "mearse?"

We went to Washington Square Park to buy some mearse from the dealers by the chess tables; then we went around the corner and mearsed a phatty.

by Johnny Schlartzo February 28, 2022

Meali

Can be a moody bitch at best of times. She is funny but can be highly irritating.

''See the cunt over there, her name must be meali''

by sorrydarlin March 1, 2022

malshyti

sexy last name for Albanians

Youre name ________ malshyti

by nunyah2233321 March 9, 2022

meal

healthy shit, unhealthy shit

eat meal

by getinthebasket April 7, 2022

Malsolchroning

That dreadful point in the day where the sun is too low in the sky to be blocked by your sun visor, but too high for it to be dark.

I was trying to nap on the car ride home, but we were so deep in malsolchroning that the sun shined through my closed eyes no matter how I was sitting. I had to take my jacket off and put it over my head, like that's a remotely normal thing to do.

by Crox T. Cryptid June 7, 2022