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Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
“Luke smashed his controller against the wall
by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
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A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
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A bisexual, british asshole whos sexually attracted to a retarded canadian man
oh god damn it, Luke is here....
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This guy is something else he will be grumpy all day despite drinking all ur coffee. He hasn’t got laid since 2009. So needs some help in that area. He likes ski and drink whisky often at the same time. He never leaves the house with his backpack and cord trousers.
He also is super annoying and rage baits u and is just mean
Luke brooooo
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JIM: Her dick was so big! She musts be a Luke!
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A Luke is a good term for a dog.

Or a person who gets so swept up within their own ideology of how they want to appear to everyone else, that they loose touch with themselves and become everything they go against toward the onlooker. A Luke is dangerous - short time happiness but never forever because they will do more damage than they will ever realise.
Person: “have you seen Luke about much?”
Person2 : “nah, think he’s moved in with someone new”
Person: “ANOTHER ONE?”
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Luke
(noun / rare find)

1. A genuinely lovable guy — kind, friendly, easy to get along with, and someone everyone naturally gravitates toward. He’s the type who makes people feel seen, heard, and genuinely cared for.

2. Extremely smart and talented — excels academically, professionally, or creatively, often involved in multiple extracurriculars, side projects, or leadership roles. Somehow he manages to do everything well without making it look like effort.

3. Handsome, confident, and all-around awesome — turns heads effortlessly, funny, reliable, supportive, and just the full package. Meeting a Luke is rare, and anyone who finds one should hold on tight.
Have you met her roommate? Total Luke — smart, funny, and somehow even more handsome in person.
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