Luke 

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.

A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!

Luke by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025

Luke 

A bisexual, british asshole whos sexually attracted to a retarded canadian man

oh god damn it, Luke is here....

Luke by Trez69 May 24, 2025

Luke 

This guy is something else he will be grumpy all day despite drinking all ur coffee. He hasn’t got laid since 2009. So needs some help in that area. He likes ski and drink whisky often at the same time. He never leaves the house with his backpack and cord trousers.
He also is super annoying and rage baits u and is just mean

Luke brooooo

Luke by nessiedoglove August 31, 2025

Luke 

A sexy girl with a huge weiner.

JIM: Her dick was so big! She musts be a Luke!

Luke by billyboi123421 September 24, 2025

Luke 

A Luke is a good term for a dog.

Or a person who gets so swept up within their own ideology of how they want to appear to everyone else, that they loose touch with themselves and become everything they go against toward the onlooker. A Luke is dangerous - short time happiness but never forever because they will do more damage than they will ever realise.

Person: “have you seen Luke about much?”
Person2 : “nah, think he’s moved in with someone new”
Person: “ANOTHER ONE?”

Luke by S_BLTR October 8, 2025

luke

Luke
(noun / rare find)

1. A genuinely lovable guy — kind, friendly, easy to get along with, and someone everyone naturally gravitates toward. He’s the type who makes people feel seen, heard, and genuinely cared for.

2. Extremely smart and talented — excels academically, professionally, or creatively, often involved in multiple extracurriculars, side projects, or leadership roles. Somehow he manages to do everything well without making it look like effort.

3. Handsome, confident, and all-around awesome — turns heads effortlessly, funny, reliable, supportive, and just the full package. Meeting a Luke is rare, and anyone who finds one should hold on tight.

Have you met her roommate? Total Luke — smart, funny, and somehow even more handsome in person.

luke by usavvy November 16, 2025

Luke

A luke is very famous, athletic, musically talented, and is Sooooooo attractive. He’s 5 inches taller than everybody else and has muscles better than his dad’s. It’s easy to notice him enter the room, and everybody wants his autograph, but when he leaves, everybody gets a 3 hour wave of depression because they miss him so much. He’s always overthinking his conversations, while solving a calculus I math problem.

Luke is a favorite.

Luke by Cane’s for da glaze January 16, 2026