loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser

"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."

by Doff-doff October 20, 2013

Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012

Loser Juice

Loser juice is what the loser drinks, an example would be mountain dew, they sit at home all day drinking this juice and play video games, they do not go outside or attempt to hit the gym.
Loser Juice could be anything ranging from pop to juices. Just drink water and stay healthy fatass.

Mikael: I love pop
Top G: Yea you like loser juice u loser.

by Grahgrtahboom May 23, 2023

jew to loser

To start bullying a woman even though you were innocent at first

Man, that big guy went from jew to loser.

by Thegamerblocky June 7, 2023

Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.

"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."

by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023

cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023

A conceited loser

People who make urban dictionary definitions about themselves and make it seem like they are the greatest person on earth but really they are some 40yr old person stuck in their parent's home.

You are a conceited loser NEO

by shamless044 June 14, 2023