jester lapse

Pedophile (black guy).. Normally lurks around Facebook for young White Women.. GraalOnline/Tiger

Jester Lapse :Online Gansta thinking he's hard

by TheRealBree October 8, 2013

fat-ass laptop

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

by wogface May 16, 2008

Lapo

Lapo’s are the most handsome guys you will ever meet.usually clever,sporty kind and funny they are known to be very handsome. They are mostly tall and blonde

Girl 1:who is that?!?
Gil2: who? Oh handsome over there that’s Lapo

by Lapo’s February 13, 2019

lappie

Another term for a lap dance

Dang, I want to get a lappie from the pole hoe, but she won't come over here. That pole isn't even giving her money.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

laptop tipping

When a person, specificly a male gets too excited while using his laptop, causing it to tip, much to the annoiance of his disturbed roommates.

"Stop laptop tipping Phil! Its creaping Tim's boyfriend out!"

by herald kumar February 23, 2006

lapuk

-a spelled-backwards word for "kupal"

-not relating to its original meaning, it defines a person who acts inappropriately on a certain situation (may involves actions positively or negatively)

-someone who adds topic in a middle of conversation that irrelevant to the first topic nor not funny.

Lapuk ka ba?, hindi mo naman ako kelangan ipagtanggol dahil wala naman tayo relasyon.

anu bang pinagsasabi mo dyan? hindi iyan pinaguusapan, lapuk ka!

by marson ardere May 3, 2009

LAPD

1. Acronym for Los Angeles Police Department- The famed Police agency which participates in several hundred high speed pursuits, murders, and drug busts every year. Have respect for the LAPD, they have a tough job!
2. Acronym for Love And Peace, Dude- The name of a Bakersfield band that had some members of Korn in it.

1. I got pulled over by an LAPD motor cop last night for doing 129 in a school zone. Oh well, I shouldnt have been going 104 miles per hour over the speed limit anyway.
2. Did you see that LAPD show in 1991 at Jerry's Pizza in downtown Bakersfield? Awesome show!

by Bitchin Kitchen December 17, 2003