zachary johnson

The biggest fuckboy of all time. Someone who sends nudes to his entire bus. Tries to get with everyone but is unable to because he is a fuckboy

zachary Johnson is the biggest fuckboy, he won't stop messaging me.

by lick da booty May 5, 2015

Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.

"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

Silky Johnson

You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...

I got lonely last night, so I gave myself a Silky Johnson

by Silky Johnson? March 26, 2009

The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.

"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"

by NRS27 February 14, 2012

dirty johnson

Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.

I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson

by sir kenneth November 9, 2014

elliot johnson

the bestest boyfriend in the world with a massive hog ❤️

Wow there is my boyfriend elliot johnson and his massive hog

by Gooseystar123 July 19, 2021

Johnson wire

Wire/cable used as power wire for car audio amplifiers, espcially if it's done in a half-assed way such as using cut off jumper cables because it's cheaper. Also any half-assed wiring job, especially if it's hazardous.

I checked under my hood to make sure my Johnson Wire was still wrapped around the battery terminal good.

It was clear that the kid had done some Johnson Wiring to his truck.

by a clever ud user September 7, 2009