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Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance
guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"
by jjsadventures December 11, 2021
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Jake Toth

A jumbo nigga with a good block of weed and some cocane
by Daber104 March 11, 2019
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Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .
We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.
by mjp9348 December 7, 2018
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Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“
Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.
by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020
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jake paul

the most cancerous thing ever on earth he caused all of the dinosaurs to die
'' what is that'' '' oh shit run it is jake paul
by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
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Jake Forward

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018
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Jake English

by fallguyguy November 3, 2020
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