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A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.
Jacob by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
Jacob by Umpa lumpa December 6, 2020
Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.

He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.

His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.
“Jacob texted me!”

“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”
Jacob by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020
Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He’s actually really romantic and caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
Jacob by dear_sally December 16, 2020
Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He can put up a wall when he starts to feel something because he’s scared. If he lets you in, don’t take him for granted. He’s actually really caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
Jacob by dear_sally December 17, 2020
Jacob is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life, times may be hard but he will come around. to be honest, you will fall in love with him, but he's not good at relationships, he says that he cant do them, but give it time you say, trust me we can make it work! So many promises will be made during your time together and thoughts will be shared, your skin will touch, smiles will be upon your faces, tears will be shredded, but in the end, you and he both love each other very much. Days will be long, nights will be long, you will call all hours of the night.
Jacob is gorgeous, beautiful, handsome, he really is someone you'll want to marry, he will make you feel many things, many emotions, he will definitely make you angry, sad, and so many other things, he will make you feel good. You will want to make him feel good.
He doesn't really share his emotions but you will know when something is up, you will want to give him the world you will want to give him all the hugs, kisses, cuddles, you really just want to give him everything he's ever wanted. though he will want space, so give him space. Honestly, you think he is broken inside, so you try to help. Being with a Jacob may be hard, but you'll enjoy it while it lasts. Being with him will be complicated.
Friend: How's it going with you and Jacob?
You: Oh, well it's definitely going. All I know is that I love him, and he loves me too.
Jacob by kennychan January 21, 2021