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Hobosexual

Homeless loser who pretends he loves you to move in and get free rent and everything else.
Sam is homeless in between all the women he moves in with scams & leeches off of. Sam has no car and no teeth. Sam is a career HoboSexual.
by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022
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Hobosexual

Any person who is pursuing others to acquire residence and/or assets services or anything that they can take from another and usually is not opposed to location or situation.
My hobosexual friend has once again contacted me after I had evict him due to his showing up and declaring his immeasurable love for me after 40 years and never contacting me before he was released from jail.
by THE REAL KAREN August 12, 2022
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homogexual

Only being attracted to other people who enjoy the hit game Gex.
"Hey you got a real nice game collection there! What's your favourite game?"
"Thanks! My favourite game is of course Gex, no other games exist to me."
"Wow, that's my favourite game too! I have to admit, I'm actually a homogexual."
"Oh my... sorry, I'm blushing a bit. D-do you want to go on a date with me?"
"Yes, a hundred times yes!! I've been waiting for the day I met another homogexual!!! Hopefully we can get married."
by Fakhead September 15, 2022
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Hobosexual

A man or woman who enters a relationship in order to avoid homelessness.
Gary is such a hobosexual. Hes only with you coz he has no where else to go girl, make sure hes attracted to you and not your tenancy agreement!
by Blackpoolbrown September 29, 2022
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Hobosexual

Sexually attracted to homeless looking people.
Look at that hobo I wanna mount him/her/them

You need some change? Let me spare u theez nuts.
Why don't you come and squeegy this pussy honey??

I can spare more than a little change baby.

I have slept with so many homeless people I think I am hobosexual
by Ninaneexx November 14, 2022
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Hobosexual

Describes a person who is male or female, has the ability to change his or her sexuality for money and a place to stay.
That guy is straight, he is just a hobosexual
by Khwezi December 18, 2022
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Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.
by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023
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