(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.
Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.
Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.
Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”
“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.
“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.
“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018
Get the Homo-Patheticmug. by jellybellyjelly January 2, 2012
Get the homo catmug. Bro I want to dick you down and suck your dick off with my fav pornstar luxury girl cum in my face no homo cuz
by Brian the 69 master November 18, 2019
Get the No homo cuzmug. by Gangsta47 October 1, 2009
Get the Homo-Greasemug. by GayAdvocate October 13, 2013
Get the homo hop to itmug. When people (usually within the Greek system) get overworked and all excited about their college's homecoming weekend and football game.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 23, 2011
Get the Homo-comingmug. A self-hating homophobic gay who is a failure to God and himself who just needs his back blown out to think straight again tbh
by orel the nigga June 25, 2021
Get the Depressed Homomug.