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Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018
mugGet the Homo-Patheticmug.

Homo-coming

When people (usually within the Greek system) get overworked and all excited about their college's homecoming weekend and football game.
It's homo-coming weekend, lets do a shot!!!
by Butler Butt Clogger October 23, 2011
mugGet the Homo-comingmug.

homo-nest

A place often in a wooded or secluded rural area where homosexual men go to have anonymous or on the down-low sexual relations. These areas are often littered by dirty men's underwear, used condoms and empty Gator-aid bottles.
I was hiking the other day and ran across a huge homo-nest, cheap wine bottles and condoms were everywhere!
by 80sHorrormoviesblog May 31, 2013
mugGet the homo-nestmug.

Homo Erectus

Homo erectus is an extinct species of archaic humans that lived throughout most of the Pleistocene geological epoch. Its earliest fossil evidence dates to 1.8 million years ago.

However , in 2014 , they were once again sighted as matador-wielding brutes in Destiny. The first victims of their relentless onslaught was Khopu and DarknessDude334z
Oh my god guys... I just got homo erectus’d.
by Homo Erectus August 3, 2018
mugGet the Homo Erectusmug.

homo cat

a dog that is a cat and who likes it own sex..
man you dog is a homo cat
by jellybellyjelly January 2, 2012
mugGet the homo catmug.

No homo cuz

When say some gay and then say no homo to not make it gay
Bro I want to dick you down and suck your dick off with my fav pornstar luxury girl cum in my face no homo cuz
by Brian the 69 master November 18, 2019
mugGet the No homo cuzmug.

Homo-Grease

Ted Pawlick and his coaching styles
Ted, Teddy and The Mounties are all Homo-Grease
by Gangsta47 October 1, 2009
mugGet the Homo-Greasemug.

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