he sucks, she sucks

Everyone in the tournament is a bunch of scrubs

he sucks, she sucks, gengar power! I'm winning this pokemon tournament.

by Cds November 7, 2007

He just like me fr

"Just like me fr" meant in a sarcastic way to lift yourself while it actually is YOU being just like him, he's famous for (that something), while you're at home and a nobody

*somebody does something cool*

- "He just like me fr"

by Mac halo May 22, 2022

S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.

Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.

by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019

and then he poked me in the eye

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.

*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

by EC February 5, 2005

He knew it before you Kelby

When you shove it in a girls butt and then man knows it before the girl does.

He really did the He knew it before you Kelby to you ?

by Redrocket592648463 May 25, 2022

He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

by Alpaca Lenny November 11, 2004

he call me big purr

comee make that pussy pur

cum owo he call me big purr

by hitherlol April 22, 2021