samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.

When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

by acm210001 May 6, 2010

Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

You have nice hands

When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.

Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!

by ultimatethot69 January 13, 2019

jazz hands

Fake enthusiasm (sarcasm)

"Oh, great. Another meeting with my crummy boss in an hour." # jazz hands

by Billy Bathgate IV July 20, 2015

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

Hamilton Handshake

Breaking a bottle (usually in a bar fight) and stabbing somebody with the jagged ends.

Named after the crappy, industrial city in Ontario.

I went to the bar for a beer but instead, I ended up getting a Hamilton Handshake.

by zippypete April 21, 2009

Handsome

A man/boy who is not only appealing to the eye but also has a great personality. A handsome guy dosent have to have a hott body or look like a freakin hollister model. Handsome guys are handsome because of their peronality mostly. Only shallow people would dissagree.

Shallow Girl-LYKE OHEMGEE HE IS LYKE SOO UGLY!

Normal non-shallow girl-No he's not..he's handsome, he's really nice.

Shallow girl-EW YOUR LYKE WIERD!

Me-*punches shallow girl*

by Me. =D March 31, 2009