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Afghanistan Handstand

This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.
Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"

Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"

Brian: "Awesome dude!"
by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013
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Kitchen Handshake

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
by xaib December 13, 2014
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holder handshake

A Holder Handshake is a ritual carried out by homosexuals.

It involves holding onto a males long curly 70's styled hair while inserting a clenched fist into their anus.

A holder handshake was named after the 1970's icon Noddy Holder (because of the hairstyle... Not the act in question)
Example:

Steve - So you went down to the gay village last night. Did you pull?
Drew - Yeah. I received a massive holder handshake
Steve - hahaha. I thought you were limping
by Naked Friday May 15, 2015
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mexico handshake

The act of slicing and handling hot peppers then fingering your female partner
I was slicing peppers all day then fingered my girlfriend. I gave her the ol Mexico handshake
by Cheapskate35 September 10, 2016
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Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.
A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!
by Damnitsasha May 27, 2016
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Duluth handshake

Starts when one man in a locker room slip n slides naked into the middle of the rest of the men who are gathered in a large circle. The men take turns slip n sliding into the open legs of the man who most previously went. This continues until all the men are one continuous line of men straddling each other.
"Hey bro how was your day?"

"Pretty great dude, I partook in my first Duluth handshake."

"That's awesome man I love those."

"Yeah the feeling of another man's face on my penis is pretty great."

"Agreed."
by doubleteammason December 6, 2016
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give hands

by shanida May 29, 2017
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