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Tampa Handshake

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022
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Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.
Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake
by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022
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Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce
Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night
by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022
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Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.
Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!
by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022
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elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023
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brampton handshake

Its how you say hello to another Brampton driver on the road,

i.e When you rear end another car
Aw jeez, I got Brampton Handshaked on the 410 AGAIN
by Ma ROOF February 13, 2023
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Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.
While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.
by anonymous February 18, 2023
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