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To-talk-to-the-hand

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.
To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"
by AND-ders June 6, 2011
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vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate
i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand
by ash_xo_ox July 11, 2011
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no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
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Hand Rash

Noun- The after effects of chronically jacking off with your penis to the point where it peels! Baters...
Dude I gave myself such a bad "Hand Rash" after watching Back Door Sluts 9 for 3 hours last night!
by HandRashFealsGood May 29, 2010
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Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.
She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.
by Willycom May 4, 2009
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Typo-hands

A condition in which your brain comes up with a cognitive sentence, but your fingers type out "OMG LOL ROFL"
Rod had a really good idea, but because he contracted typo-hands, all he told me was to "GTFO."
by Danneh Owns You! September 25, 2005
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bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.
"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."
by DBrowning May 23, 2007
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