goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

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goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.

Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.

by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024

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Goonbobbing

Licking and sucking on a SpongeBob Popsicle so hard and repeatedly that one enters the “goon zone” can only be achieved by sucking on the original brand SpongeBob popsicle.

Oh man I was goonbobbing so hard last night… couldn’t take my mouth off of that little sucker. I entered the goon zone as soon as my tongue stroked its little yellow body.

by neverforget1776 May 1, 2024

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Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.

I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.

by diminutives May 5, 2024

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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.

Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?

by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024

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