Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!
JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
by DJ Talleo September 11, 2015
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goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.
"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"
by Bublor August 27, 2011
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gross goose girl

Girl that coughs like a disguisting goose
Omg ew. That’s gross goose girl !
by mia_mm April 22, 2018
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loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).
I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.
by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016
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goose butter

the sweat that accumulates on and around the cock. see also duck butter
my old lady ain't gonna like me tonite... on account of all the goose butter.
by mwolfe February 11, 2004
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your goose is cooked

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
by WildBill@W-B March 21, 2014
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big silly goose

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"
gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!
by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016
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