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Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!
JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!
by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015
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dead like Goose

When a heroic or otherwise impressive aviator is ghosted by his fellow aviators.
Due to unknown reasons, it is apparent that Matt is dead like Goose to Captain Nielson and First Officer Whicker.
by Nocturnal Mammal - Man May 9, 2019
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Arabian Goose Monkey

A term used to describe an individual of both middle-eastern and caucasian descent. Some people find this term to be extremely offensive while others use it as "homie," or "friend."
by The Ratio Meister March 5, 2021
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loose off the goose

buzzed or drunk. typically off of Grey Goose Vodka (bottle service at the club).
I dont know what I was thinking when I said that, I must have been loose off the goose.
by DirtyWaterbury October 20, 2016
mugGet the loose off the goosemug.

your goose is cooked

Destroy one's chance's or hopes
Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014
mugGet the your goose is cookedmug.

goose butter

the sweat that accumulates on and around the cock. see also duck butter
my old lady ain't gonna like me tonite... on account of all the goose butter.
by mwolfe February 11, 2004
mugGet the goose buttermug.

big silly goose

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"
gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!
by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016
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