A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
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Get the Mining for gold mug.Men with hair bleached to either white or orange. The hair is usually short and full of styling gel.
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My favorite power ranger is black and blue
MJ was white at first but then he became black.
My favorite power ranger is black and blue
MJ was white at first but then he became black.
by Rokas March 1, 2015
Get the White and gold mug.A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.
Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"
Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"
Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"
by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011
Get the Goal Post mug.The act of stuffing your cock inside an asshole, and urinating as hard as you possibly can, then pull your penis out and there shall be a fountain of shit-piss.
by ALASKA907 February 9, 2009
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Oh because he buys me what I wants he has money he buys me flowers etc
What do you like about him besides money
Ummmmm. He's nice and gets me what I wants
Girl your such a gold digger
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Oh because he buys me what I wants he has money he buys me flowers etc
What do you like about him besides money
Ummmmm. He's nice and gets me what I wants
Girl your such a gold digger
-_-
by Ah bad muthaaa October 14, 2012
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