Grandpatronize

Talking down to someone as if they are your Grandpa.

Don’t grandpatronize me just because I have an AOL account.
That kid just totally grandpatronized my husband.
Don’t grandpatronise me because I don’t know how to fix my auto correct.

by tiki_terry_without_a_parrot June 27, 2018

Grandomastery

Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.

The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.

by Grandomastery October 17, 2021

Muddy Grandpa

The act of sticking one of your balls, or ball sac, in or around your ass hole and farting. More than likely ending up with poo on your testicles.

Every time Taylor farts he turns it into a Muddy Grandpa.

by MuddyLuger July 12, 2010

your grandmother’s titties

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

by Silograndma December 9, 2017

Ur Grandpa hoe

Ur Grandpa hoe worst ever insult

Mark: Ur mom gay

Charlie: No u

Mark: Ur dad lesbian

Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny

Mark with smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie gets instant death

by Nexuzmasterpro May 10, 2018

grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 18, 2008

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009