Goofus: Did you see our President'
s speech last night? I cried I was so moved. He's so articulate. I have black
friends, you know.
Gallant: No, I watched the falsely elected President Fucktardiprompter read from strategically placed screens out of view with pre-written speeches scrolling on them.
All he does is plagiarize Martin Luther King speeches or Deval
Patrick speeches anyway.