fryguy

1. A frustrated middle-aged guy admitting he couldn't satisfy his clients, got a new job as a soda jerk. Realizing he could no longer ignore his love for deep fried foods, moved up to a position at the fryer. Has an obsession with nudity (is even known to address one male friend as "iluvyourclothesoff") wears nothing under his apron, but is surprisingly uneffected by spattering grease.

Hey, who is that guy smuggling a sausage under his apron. Oh, that's just fryguy.

by client August 30, 2006

frygasm

A peak in pleasure usually for sex (orgasm), but in this case its a peak of pleasure when a person enjoys his/her fries.

Yes! I did say fries. One can have the best kind of pleasure in eating fries.

guy1: these are the best damn fries EVER!!
guy2: chill out it sounds like you are having an orgasm!
guy1: you mean frygasm! YUM!

by theharpoon's bro November 4, 2009

fryp

a slang word used to describe a best friend

-note that this is one of the few words in the english language that cannot be made plural

Michelle is my fryp.

Kelly is such a bitch, I wish she was never my fryp.

by Laguana May 30, 2007

fryguy

gay or homosexual

Don't be such a fryguy.

by Bricklebarry December 9, 2012

fryhole

An asshole who is so eats fries so much that he's so fat and his mouth is commonly mistaken for his butthole.

Look at that fryhole laying on the MacDonald's counter...

by Jacques The French Guy April 24, 2006

Fryed

Burnt, can't remember, forgets the convo mid-convo

Me: says sumn *all blazed afff*
Friend: *replies back but I'm too chopped to really comprehend what she just said*
Me: *5 mins later* "Wait what did you just say bro?"
Friend: *Repeats herself*
Me: "Wait bro, what were we talking about?"
Both of us: HAHA, LUL FRYED ASS 😂😂

by UrBabyyGirl 😘 November 19, 2019

frying

a fat hottie. A fat person that happens to be hott or good-looking, or someone that could be really hott if they weren't such a fatass.

"DUDE THAT CHICK IS FUCKIN FRYING"
"man that dude could be so hott; i mean, he is frying and all...but he could be better if he lost a few pounds"

by holly December 7, 2004