French press

A sexual move where one person starts to take a crap and a second person immediately shoves his dick or a dildo in the first person's ass to press the shit back in.

At the party she felt a turd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a French press. Unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.

by Doctor Shakalu June 24, 2008

French leave

Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.

"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).

by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

French-Canadian

Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.

He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.

Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice

by Maevane March 5, 2011

french 75

A bubbly cocktail made with champagne.

There is really no excuse for a man to drink a French 75. Ever.

by Lagore June 18, 2008

Frenchburg

1.) a Small town in the middle of no where.

2.) a place where there isn't anything to do.

3.) A place of no hope

4.) A town with nothing but an IGA.

Noun - "OMG...don't go to Frenchburg that place has nothing to do."
Verb - "OMG...they only have an IGA. They are such a Frenchburg!"

by thefairestofthemall March 18, 2009

french cruelty

a condition in all french women that somehow makes them super sexy.

Damn...chloe has some serious french cruelty going on...but my god if it doesnt make her just even more sexy

by Pablo Lou June 27, 2011

francheli

She is the center of attention. Full of smiles, she brightens the whole room. She is everyone's friend.

Francheli loves ice cream.

by Francheli January 1, 2017