Lotus Flower

Chinese term nickname for vagina

by Jackie Chan August 29, 2003

anal flower

It may refer to two things:

1. The anus itself, because of its round shape, pinkish color (or other shades, different from the skin around) and the tiny folds in the skin resembling the petals of a flower.

2. Anal virginity. As in "I gave him my flower". Traditionally girls used to give their cunt flower to the first guy they had sex with, and their ass flower to the first guy in their lives who was 'special enough' do deserve it. Lately the order tends to change because anal sex is not so much of a taboo anymore, because new douching techniques are easier and more efficient - and most important - because anal sex turned out to be the most efficient and cost effective contraceptive (no risk of breaking the condom, no unwanted hormones from the pill, no need to pay for any of them).

1. I always love to go down on her and suck the juices of her peach. And when I have enough of that, I lift her legs up and go for my favorite, her sweet anal flower, which I could lick for hours, if my dick wouldn't ask for his share of it. ;)

2. - How serious are you with this guy? You've been dating for quite some time now.
- Oh girl, he's like the man of my dreams. I'm thinking about giving him my anal flower.
- That serious? Well then, I'm very happy for you. You guys make indeed a great couple. :)

by Dhadik March 8, 2008

flower

weed

yo bro you got that flower yo leme take a hit of that flower

by flower man420 October 9, 2019

flowjack

1: Originally, a synonym for "retarded person." This usage has lost its effectiveness.

2: Name for the head M.C. of BCCB, because he is a jack-of-flow. He can drop beats like a mother-fucking farmer, yo, who accidentally dropped an entire crate of Beets, which he intended to sell at the local farmer's market, but which he can no longer sell because they are so bruised from the fall.

1: Normie: Hey, Albert. I'm talking to you, Albert. Pay attention. What you are, Albert, is a flowjack. Okay? Got that? So, from now on when I ask you what you are, what're you going to tell me?

Albert: Huh?

Normie: What are you, Albert?

Albert: A...person.

Normie: No! You're a flowjack, Albert. A flowjack. Okay? Now, what are you?

Albert: I'm a flowjack.

2: "That Flowjack sure is mother-fucking bomb-diggity. Listen to him as he blows us all away with his divinely-inspired word-rhyming, and with his superior grasp of syntax."

by Flowjack February 1, 2004

flowflumpkin

Its simply the action of a man taking a shit on the toilet while getting s blowjob, all while the pee is also flowing from his cock in the womans mouth and the woman is flowing, which means having her period.

My buddy Al was in the bathroom getting a flowflumpkin because his girl was pmsing really bad!

by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008

flower food

(metaphorically) dead, not longer alive, buried

She's dead, Mike. She's never gonna come back. She's feeding worms. She's flower food.

by Alexander Pup November 3, 2008

Flowductive

Characterizing one who can "Go With The Flow", or become so absorbed in and focused on an activity that one feels control over a situation or task, that one experiences a reduction in self-consciousness, and that one's sense of time is distorted to allow them to remain uninterrupted for long durations. Similar to "Productive", but highlights a continuous stream of accomplishment instead of potentially disjointed efficiency with a given time frame. Also known as "Getting Into The Groove", or "Hitting One's Stride". Related to Mihály Csíkszentmihályi's concept of flow, as defined in his book, "Finding Flow: The Psychology of Engagement With Everyday Life" ISBN 0-465-02411-4

"I was so flowductive last night. I sat down to start my paper, and next thing I know, I stood up 8 hours later with 15 pages written."

by Josh C Stanford September 9, 2009